So You Wanna Ride Into My DMs
Tangled Web
K.C. Cordell
TheMythTheLegend
Um…
M
What, Sebastian?
TheMythTheLegend
Mind coming to my room for a sec?
M
Why?
TheMythTheLegend
Just come, Meza
M
Why?
TheMythTheLegend
With honey on top
M
Why?
TheMythTheLegend
Remember last week when I was narrating all them Spider-Man comics on air?
M
Sure
TheMythTheLegend
So there was this girl in town…
M
Bye
TheMythTheLegend
Wait! Lemme explain!
M
Whatever’s happening in your room with some girl, leave me out of it
TheMythTheLegend
So this girl in town said she thought Spider-Man sounded super hot. And she wished she could see what he looked like
M
And you didn’t pull the image up for her on your data cuff
TheMythTheLegend
I have an itch on my nose that really wants my attention
M
Fine
***
TheMythTheLegend
Not to step in, blink twice, and then shut the door as you walk away
M
Thing you’re wearing…
TheMythTheLegend
Because I am a professional
M
Traded with somebody for that?
TheMythTheLegend
Obviously
M
Interesting
TheMythTheLegend
It’s the ancient art of cosplay, Meza. I don’t expect you to understand this level of dedication
M
And you made all that webbing out of the synthetic cord I was saving to barter with the hunters?
TheMythTheLegend
Is that what that was for?
M
As I told you
TheMythTheLegend
You coming back?
M
What’re your spidey senses telling you?
TheMythTheLegend
They’re saying no. No, you ain’t coming
M
Excelsior