M
Play.
A.
Different.
Song. 

TheMythTheLegend
No! Not until my heart is unbroken!

M
Then turn it down.

TheMythTheLegend
I need to feel it down into the depths of my soul! This is the volume required to pierce the impenetrable pain of my despair.

M
If I hear this song one more time, the pain you feel will be on the outside.

TheMythTheLegend
Have pity, you monster. I’m sick and wounded here.

M
A girl you barely knew done rejected you. Somehow the world keeps on spinning.

TheMythTheLegend
She ain’t just some girl. She was my soul mate.

M
You met her this morning.

TheMythTheLegend
Time is an illusion! 
One glance was all it took for my very spirit to know it done found its other half. Every fiber of my being recognized her. 
I reckon we musta been star-crossed lovers in a past life. 
In all my eighteen years on this sad, broken planet, I ain’t never, ever felt this way before. 

M
Not since the last time anyway.

VeryCoolGuy
This is sounding serious. Very. Do not be sad, Sebastian Yun.

TheMythTheLegend
Whoa whoa whoa!!
Since when does monster boy have access to messaging? 

VeryCoolGuy
Meza made group. Very long time ago. 
She is saying this is for important bus stuff. 
Do you like username? I chose it. 

TheMythTheLegend
I got notes.

VeryCoolGuy
We are fixing stupid human so we can stop hearing stupid song over and over

TheMythTheLegend
Toni Braxton is a national treasure!
And I don’t need your help, brain goo. 

VeryCoolGuy
Sebastian Yun is needing. 
Trust us. We are studying humans. Always. 
This is why we are so very perfect at talking like human.

TheMythTheLegend
I think between the two of us. I might be a little more knowledgeable on this particular subject matter. 
So yeah… I’ll pass.

VeryCoolGuy
No we are smartest. 
We are knowing that humans are social creatures. 
Needing relationships. 
Humans in old movies are always saying this:
Getting new human is best way to get over old human.     

TheMythTheLegend
Or something like that…

VeryCoolGuy
Sebastian Yun is lucky. 
Humans replaceable. Very. 
Not like Control. 
And another human is already here. Ready for getting. 

TheMythTheLegend
…
Who? 

VeryCoolGuy
Meza.

M
No. 
Never. 
Not even sorta. 

TheMythTheLegend
Wow, Meza. You typed that really fast.
I think my feelings are hurt? 

M
Not in a million years.

TheMythTheLegend
You would be so lucky!
Hey!
What happened to my music?
Did you hack my data cuff?

M
Yes.

TheMythTheLegend
That’s fine. Who needs music?

M
Stop singing. 
This is worse. 

VeryCoolGuy
Our ears are hurting! 
It is getting louder! 

M
Fine. Here’s your music. 

TheMythTheLegend
Nope. You done chose this. 
Revel my dulcet tones.