M
Play.
A.
Different.
Song. 

TheMythTheLegend
Nooooo! Not until my heart is unbroken!

M
Then turn it down

TheMythTheLegend
I need to feel it down into the depths of my soul!
This is the volume required to pierce the impenetrable pain of my despair

M
If I hear this song one more time, the pain you feel will be on the outside

TheMythTheLegend
Have pity, you monster
I’m sick and wounded here

M
A girl you barely knew done rejected you
Somehow the world keeps on spinning.

TheMythTheLegend
She weren’t just some girl
She was my soul mate

M
You met her this morning

TheMythTheLegend
Time is an illusion!
One glance was all it took for my very spirit to know it done found its other half
Every fiber of my being recognized her
I reckon we musta been star-crossed lovers in a past life
In all my eighteen years on this sad, broken planet, I ain’t never, ever felt this way before

M
Not since the last time anyway

VeryCoolGuy
This is sounding serious. Very
Do not be sad, Sebastian Yun.

TheMythTheLegend
Whoa whoa whoa!!
Since when does monster boy have access to messaging?

VeryCoolGuy
Meza made group. Very long time ago
She said is for important bus stuff
Do you like username? I made it!

TheMythTheLegend
I got notes

VeryCoolGuy
We are fixing stupid human so we can stop hearing stupid song over and over

TheMythTheLegend
Toni Braxton is a national treasure!
Or you know…
She would be, if nations were still a thing…
And I don’t need your help, brain goo

VeryCoolGuy
Sebastian Yun is needing
Trust us. We are studying humans. Always
This is why we are so very perfect at talking like human

TheMythTheLegend
I think between the two of us, I might be a little more knowledgeable on this particular subject matter
So yeah… I’ll pass.

VeryCoolGuy
No we are smartest
We are knowing that humans are social creatures
Needing relationships
Humans in old movies are always saying this:
Getting new human is best way to get over old human.    

TheMythTheLegend
Or something like that…

VeryCoolGuy
Sebastian Yun is lucky
Humans replaceable. Very
Not like Control
And another human is already here
Ready for getting, yes?

TheMythTheLegend
…
Who?

VeryCoolGuy
Meza

M
No
Never
Not even sorta

TheMythTheLegend
Wow, Meza. You typed that really fast
I think my feelings are hurt?

M
Not in a million years

TheMythTheLegend
You would be so lucky!
Hey!
What happened to my music?
Did you hack my data cuff?

M
Yes

TheMythTheLegend
That’s fine. Who needs music?

M
Stop singing
This is worse

VeryCoolGuy
Our ears are hurting!
Why is stupid human getting louder?

M
Fine. Here’s your music

TheMythTheLegend
Nope. You chose this
Revel my dulcet tones