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So You Wanna Ride Into My DMs

Good Times

K.C. Cordell

WANTBAZ4EVA!!!!!!

hel
lo
sebastian

yun

TheMythTheLegend 

…
I am definitely going to regret responding to you
But here we go

Who is this?

WANTBAZ4EVA!!!!!!

friend
yes?
biggest fan
fun times under
ground
remembering?

good times

TheMythTheLegend 

RINGU!?!?!?!

WANTBAZ4EVA!!!!!!

sebastian
yun
remembering
good very
we are
remembering too
always

special time

TheMythTheLegend 

How are you sending me this message?

WANTBAZ4EVA!!!!!!

this is
non

canonical

TheMythTheLegend 

As is you knowing the word noncanonical, I assume

WANTBAZ4EVA!!!!!!

we are thinking
we
are hanging
out
one day 
soon
this control
and 
sebastian 

yun

TheMythTheLegend 

Your freeform poetry there makes the offer especially tempting
But pass
Hard pass
Imagine all the passes piled up on top of each other to form the biggest wall of “never” that has ever been or ever will be 

Then add another pass on top on that

WANTBAZ4EVA!!!!!!

what?

why?

TheMythTheLegend 

You ain’t got no guesses as to why I might not subject myself to your company?

WANTBAZ4EVA!!!!!!

no

TheMythTheLegend 

Not even one teeny, tiny inkling of an idea?

WANTBAZ4EVA!!!!!!

no

TheMythTheLegend 

Try

Close your eyes and think really hard on it

WANTBAZ4EVA!!!!!!

thinking

TheMythTheLegend 

I’ll wait

WANTBAZ4EVA!!!!!!

we are
not knowing

why

TheMythTheLegend 

Maybe it’s because of that time you dragged me to depths of hell and tried to take over my body

Ring a bell, you diseased puddle of goo?

WANTBAZ4EVA!!!!!!

this is all?

TheMythTheLegend 

That’s kinda enough

WANTBAZ4EVA!!!!!!

humans
very touchy
fine
we are making
better 
sebastian 
yun
and
this control are 
hanging out
making more 
good times

yes?

TheMythTheLegend 

Right. So you can try body snatching me again? 

WANTBAZ4EVA!!!!!!

…

no

TheMythTheLegend 

Are you lying right now?

WANTBAZ4EVA!!!!!!

…

no

TheMythTheLegend 

Convincing

WANTBAZ4EVA!!!!!!

sebastian 
yun is

believing?

TheMythTheLegend 

…
Yeah

Totally

WANTBAZ4EVA!!!!!!

good
so
sebastian
yun
is coming

yes?

TheMythTheLegend 

For sure!
On my way now

Do me a favor and hold your breath until I get there

WANTBAZ4EVA!!!!!!

okay
we are

doing

TheMythTheLegend 

…
Perfect

See you soon